hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

(via shokkunin)

wickedprickofthewest:

I just noticed that one of my Italian songs is gender-specific toward a female singer. Recital in six days.

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I’ll do anything for a role with a filmmaker that I really love, I’d entertain their kids, nanny, whatever. I’d literally fight for a role. I found out that Darren was doing a movie and I just wanted to do it, regardless. I’m not really religious, but I was excited by this idea, this Aronofsky-esque approach to the Bible. I initially went up for Shem, the older brother, but then Aronofsky asked whether I’d mind going for Ham. I was like, ‘Fuck yeah, I’ll do it. Anything you want. I’ll suck your dick!’”

(Source: groverwood, via elementfour)

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

(via reginaphilange)

I have to drink five pints of hot coconut water every day, with a little garlic salt, some splenda, and a splash of hot sauce, and then you basically jog until you hallucinate.

(Source: atsecondsight, via crissren)